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05: Five Things You Can’t Miss During Halloween Time at Walt Disney World

It’s all things Halloween on episode 5 of The Mad Chatters Podcast. From attractions to snacks to parties, we share the must-dos of Disney World during Halloween time. We also play a few rounds of “Guess the Villain” and do a special spooky edition of My Disney Experience. Plus, we discuss more shakeups at Disney’s Hollywood Studios, including two more removals: the Sorcerer’s Hat and, perhaps the scariest attraction of them all, The Legend of Captain Jack Sparrow. It’s zero tricks and all treats on this week’s show!

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04: First-Timer Myths and Misconceptions

On Episode 4 of The Mad Chatters Podcast, we talk about what surprised us most the first time we visited Walt Disney World, and we list other common myths and misconceptions regarding a Disney vacation. We also share some of our favorite hidden gems at the parks, as well as pen a few more Love Letters to Disney. Plus, we start a new series called “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly,” and this time our sights are set on Adventureland.

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Relax… At Walt Disney World?

Every time I came back from a vacation at Walt Disney World as a child, I remember people asking my parents, “so how was your vacation?” I remember the one-liner my parents would always give in response: “I feel like we need a vacation from the vacation!” In short, “we’re worn out from our ‘vacation’ at Walt Disney World!”

crying girldIndeed when many families begin thinking about a Disney vacation, all that comes to mind is the heat, the crowds, the lines, the hassle, the stress, and the list could go on and on.

But what if I told you that your Walt Disney World vacation could be packed with theme park fun and be relaxing as well? Unbelievable? Here are some simple strategies to help you get the most out of your Walt Disney World vacation and relax at the same time.

blog_smallworldline1. Avoid Crowds and Lines

If you have the flexibility to avoid late May through mid-August, do it. This is “peak season” and obviously covers the time known as “summer vacation” for most schools. Also avoid major holidays such as Easter, Thanksgiving, and Christmas as crowds often force some parks to completely close due to reaching capacity. Weeks leading up to these holidays can also be pretty crowded. Try going a few days after major holidays. You can also check crowd calendars that use park attendance research to approximate crowd levels for months, weeks, and even days. While not always accurate, they may at least help you find your way to the least crowded park on a given day.

Disney’s new FastPass+ system is an absolute MUST for those wanting to avoid as many lines as possible. You get three per day in any of the four parks at Walt Disney World. Your choices include everything from rides and shows to preferred viewing for parades and fireworks. Try to book your FastPasses for the late afternoon and evening. If you get to the parks early enough in the morning, the crowds are pretty low and access to many attractions will not be too difficult.

Pool at Disney’s Port Orleans Riverside Resort

2. Take an Afternoon Break

This is THE strategy for those concerned about vacation burnout. Get to the parks at opening when the crowds are lighter. Make your way around the park until lunch and then GET OUT OF THERE! Head back to your resort (on property is a must but that’s another post), grab some lunch there, then chillax it at the pool or in your room for a good two or three hours. Eat, swim, take a nap, and refresh before heading back out to the park in the late afternoon. Take advantage of those afternoon/evening FastPasses, and enjoy the parks at night.

When you see a toddler melt-down or the infamous “sweaty sweaty princess,” it is almost guaranteed that the sighting will occur in the heat of a Florida afternoon. Naps are missed, the heat sets in, and calamity ensues. You can avoid all that with a simple trip back to your resort.

3. Take a Break from the Parks

Your whole vacation at Walt Disney World does not have to be consumed with day in, day out attendance of the parks with no break. Now I must admit that if your goal is to get the most out of the parks and take this advice, you will need at least a five-day ticket with the Park Hopper option.

While much of your time will be spent in the parks, take a few mornings and/or evenings to enjoy more Disney magic outside of the four parks.

Resort hopping is a popular pastime of those in the know. A great way to visit the resorts is to make a few dinner reservations at some of the beautiful resort hotels at Walt Disney World. There’s no need to fight your way through the lines for fast food in the parks when you could be enjoying a relaxing evening at Disney’s Polynesian Village or Wilderness Lodge Resorts.

Take a morning, an evening, or both to visit Downtown Disney. Meandering through the wonderful shops and grabbing something to eat can be a great reprieve from the hassle of the parks.

Disney's Typhoon Lagoon Waterpark

Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon Waterpark

Also, don’t forget about Disney’s water parks, Typhoon Lagoon and Blizzard Beach. Even if you don’t have the water park option added to your ticket, it’s worth the money to slip away for one morning to relax in the pools and lazy rivers. Spend a good amount of your day there before heading back to the parks or even to Downtown Disney.

Taking a break from the parks can seem counter-productive, but it’s all Disney magic and can only improve your vacation when you know where to go and what to do.

Following these simple words of advice can greatly improve the quality of your vacation by helping you avoid the dreaded crowds, lines, and heat that often seem to plague a Walt Disney World vacation. It can also keep the meltdowns to a minimum as everyone has a chance to refresh and get the most out of their resort hotel.

No tips work one hundred percent of the time, and these may not work for your family or situation. But hopefully some of the strategies given here can help you find out what works best for you and your Disney vacation.

It’s Not Easy Being Clean

I like clean things. Tidiness, hygiene, the indoors, brand new shoes, fingerprintless iPhone screens—these are the small things in life I appreciate.

This September, when Jeremy and I visited the Walt Disney Family Museum in San Francisco, I was reminded of how much of a man after my own heart Walt Disney was. (I say “reminded” because, let’s face it, I go to a Disney park every year and co-host a Disney podcast. Obviously part of me already knew this to be true.) In the giant—not to mention glorious—room dedicated to Disneyland, I came across this plaque:

Disneyland Experience Plaque in WDFM

Now, it’s no secret that the Disney parks have set a standard in the theme park industry when it comes to cleanliness. When training their employees, many businesses actually point to Disney policies in order to illustrate the importance of appearing put together. Still, it was cool reading this quote and being reminded that providing a clean, welcoming environment has been part of Disney’s mission since the very beginning.

On my most recent trip to Disneyland, once we had nabbed a good viewing spot for the World of Color nighttime show, we joined the crowds around us who had taken a seat on the pavement. The woman beside me quipped, “If you’re going to sit on the ground, Disneyland’s probably the best place to do it.” My mindset was more, “It’s been a long day and I’m disgusting anyway,” but I couldn’t really disagree with her logic. Despite the sweaty tourists and the abundance of germs, Disney parks really do feel, well . . . clean. The paint on walls and railings always seems to have just been touched up. The pathways are always free of litter and scraps. Even the restaurants, which could be excused for having half-eaten French fries strewn among the recently vacated tables, seem like they just opened for the day. For a park as big and as well attended as Disney, that’s quite the feat.

There is more to Disney’s sparkling appearance than just a team of excellent janitors. First, the parks don’t sell gum. Anywhere. As a gum addict, normally I would be infuriated by this, but if it means being able to sit on a bench or walk on a sidewalk without the fear of sticking a body part in minty goo, I’m happy to throw a few packs in my backpack before the day begins and be on my way.

On top of that, all Cast Members are asked to pick up trash whenever they see it. No questions asked. No “That’s not my job”s allowed. Plus, Animal Kingdom, in an effort to stay true to its mission of caring for the environment, does not allow plastic straws or lids. Talk about dedication!

I’m not saying Disney World will ever completely satisfy my insanely high standards when it comes to cleanliness. It’s still a theme park, after all. Have I seen a stray paper cup sitting on a low wall? Sure. Do I apply hand sanitizer immediately after holding on to one of the metal poles aboard the monorail? Absolutely. Did I once lift my arms in the Typhoon Lagoon wave pool only to come up with a used Band-Aid clung to my finger? Sure did. But these instances were exceptions.

A few days ago, a blogger I follow on Twitter posted a photo from inside a building at Tokyo Disneyland. It showed an Asian family sitting on a bench, a neat pile of popcorn at their feet. The caption read, “Kid spills popcorn, mom puts it in a nice pile, mom tells a [Cast Member], and now they are awaiting a custodian.” Don’t get me wrong. I don’t think the American Disney parks will ever get to that point. Let’s be real: that’s just not who we are as a nation. But you better believe that when popcorn is spilled, someone—whether it’s a custodian, parade performer, or, who knows, even Mickey himself—will take care of it before you can blink an eye.

And that’s just one of the reasons I keep going back. To be able to experience the magic of Disney while at the same time resting assured you’re in a clean place is a wonderful thing.

Thank you, Walt, for knowing what’s up.

– Mad Chatter Derek

On a related note, I have to give a shout-out to the incredibly themed trash cans at Disney parks. They are everywhere, and they’re each themed to the land they’re in. I know they’re just trash cans, but they’re one of those details Disney just gets right. Keep an eye out for them next time you visit.

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03: Top 5 Non-Live Shows at Walt Disney World

On Episode 3 of The Mad Chatters Podcast, we each count down our five favorite non-live shows in the four Orlando parks. Plus, Jeremy hosts a Disney character trivia game, Matt reviews The Garden Grill Restaurant, and we sound off on some of our pet peeves at the parks.

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It’s Tough (and terrifying, apparently) to Be a Bug

I was a legal adult the first time I stepped foot in Walt Disney World. So, naturally, my best memories from that first trip include the thrill rides, the park hopping, the feelings of nostalgia, the late-night entertainment, and the food. Ah, how well I remember the food . . .

As I continued to return in the years that followed, I always made a point of hitting up my favorite things, like Wishes and Spaceship Earth, and avoiding the attractions clearly not aimed at me. (Thanks but no thanks, Disney Junior: Live on Stage.) Oh, and of course I always made time to squeeze in some fine dining.

Just about the time I had perfected the art of Disney World vacationing, a curveball was thrown my way. My entire family would be making a two-day trip. Yep, parents, siblings, spouses, and my nephews and niece.

Lewis Family 2013

While I was excited to be able to experience the world (big W) with some of my favorite people in the world (small w), I also was a bit nervous about traveling with small children for the first time. Would they slow us down? Would they throw fits? Would they get tired and want to leave by 4:00? Would they prevent me from riding Space Mountain? Would they enjoy the charm of It’s a Small World and Peter Pan’s Flight as much as I do? Would they appreciate the theming and architecture of the Africa area in Animal Kingdom? (Okay, I was pretty sure I knew the answer to that one.)

In all of my mental preparation, though, one question never even crossed my mind: Would any attractions be best to avoid because of the psychological trauma they would inflict on the children?

Thanks to a little 3D show called “It’s Tough to Be a Bug,” the answer to that last question was a resounding yes.

In those two days, I got to see the parks through a child’s eyes, and until It’s Tough to Be a Bug, I loved what I saw. But from the moment that frightfest started, all I wanted to do was escape that dark underground theater, feel the sun again, and maybe hug my parents and tell them how much I love them.

Let’s take an inventory of all the frightening aspects of It’s Tough to Be a Bug:

  • The giant bugs (Granted, the name of the show does a pretty good job of preparing you for that one.)
  • The acid-spraying termite
  • The sudden moments of pitch blackness
  • The large canister of bug spray aimed right at the audience
  • The supersized spiders that fall from the ceiling through a haze of fog

And that doesn’t even include the scariest part. When the audio-animatronic version of Hopper the grasshopper popped out just feet from my family, my three-year-old nephew gave an ear-piercing scream that said to me, “Uncle Derek, I can’t believe you brought me into this torture dungeon. I will spend the rest of my life trying to feel happiness again.”

It also didn’t help that the theater was full of other children’s screams, which just added to the effect of feeling like I was in a gas chamber of death. I’m just thankful for small blessings, like the fact that my nephew was sitting on my mom’s lap, which meant (A) he couldn’t feel the bug’s stinger near the end of the show and (B) he could hold on to her for dear life.

Now, there are a few caveats to this story. First, I love It’s Tough to Be a Bug. I think it’s a fun little show with really creative elements. I just know now not to introduce small children to it.

Second, I probably should have known better than to take my nephew to see it. Just an hour before, he had been nervous about meeting Winnie the Pooh and, after finally agreeing to take a picture alone with the huggable bear, had called himself “brave.” That should have been a giveaway that perhaps he wasn’t ready for a dark horror film.

That trip was full of fantastic memories and picture-perfect moments like this one:

Derek's Parents With Two Grandsons

I’m so glad I got to experience my favorite place in the world with my nephews and niece. But I will never forget the terror I felt in that theater or my worry that my nephew was scarred for life. As we exited the theater and he admitted to the rest of us, “I was NOT brave,” I just wanted to hug him and say, “Me neither, buddy. Me neither.”

I most certainly will watch that show again on my next trip, but you can bet it will be with different eyes.

– Mad Chatter Derek

My Disney Experience: Photo Proof

On this week’s podcast, we introduced a segment called My Disney Experience, in which we each shared about a moment or experience that made a Disney trip extra special. Here, in picture form, are some of the memories we mentioned.

Like the swing where Matt proposed . . .

Matt Engagement SwingAnd the phone call he made to his mom just after he received the “yes” he was looking for. (Notice the not-so-subtle backpack that almost ruined the surprise.)

Matt Engagement Calling Mom
The happy couple!

Matt and Jessica Engagement

Elsewhere in the world of engagements, Drizella made me her honorary fiancé and started the wedding dance early.

.Then, in a scandalous move, she took Jeremy for a spin too.

We’ll duke it out later, Jer.


On second thought, she’s all yours.

As far as Mr. Splash Mountain goes . . . Wherever you are, sir, you will not be forgotten! The Mad Chatters thank you for your service, your kindness, and especially your cast member privileges.

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02: Seeing Disneyland Through Disney World Eyes

On Episode 2 of The Mad Chatters Podcast, Jeremy and Derek talk about their recent trip to Anaheim and the biggest differences they noticed between Disneyland and Walt Disney World. Jeremy also reviews the guided tour, “Walk in Walt’s Disneyland Footsteps.” Plus, we discuss the latest shakeups at Disney World and we each share some of our favorite Disney experiences.

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Face-Character Interaction: Overcoming the Awkwardness

One of the best things about the Disney parks is that they make you feel like a kid again . . . for all the right reasons.

Not only do you oblige when an unidentified adult dressed as a duck tells you to cross your arms, stand back-to-back with him or her, and pose for a picture, but you actually enjoy it! You cheese for the camera, give Donald a grin and a handshake, and walk away admiring the memory now saved on your iPhone.

Meeting Princess Aurora inside Disneyland's main gate

Meeting Princess Aurora inside Disneyland’s main gate

But what about the face characters? How do you respond when a cute girl your age calls you a prince and asks what your favorite roller coaster is? How do you politely explain to a talkative guy sporting Thor’s helmet that Nashville is a city in a country called America when all you really want to do is take a picture and get the heck out of Asgard?

Matching muscles with Captain America

Matching muscles with Captain America

My advice? Embrace it! Enjoy yourself! Let your imagination take over for a few seconds and convince the child version of yourself that you’re actually meeting Aladdin/Gaston/Tiana/fill in the blank.

Tough guys

Tough guys

Also, have fun with them. Joke with them. See how deep into character they’ll go. You might be surprised at how enthusiastic they are about their job and how skilled they are at it. When we begrudgingly met Prince Caspian, Jeremy asked if he could borrow the prince’s sword. Caspian’s response: Are you trained in weaponry?

Posing like warriors with Mulan and our friend David

Posing like warriors with Mulan and our friend David

The Disney parks are meant to be immersive. If you want to be swept away by the magic like you’re intended to be, don’t be shy. Dive in head first and experience the parks like they are meant to be experienced, even if it means having to shake hands with a fake prince or nod and smile when a princess asks if you’re just “visiting” her kingdom.

Are you a fan of face characters, or do you shy away from them? Who’s your favorite face character to meet? What’s the best interaction you’ve had with one? Tell us in the comments!

(Editorial note: In the 20-odd years Matt has been visiting the parks, clearly the magic of face characters has worn off. I have zero pictures with him and a face character. It is hereby my goal to change that.)

– Mad Chatter Derek

Stepping in time with Mary Poppins and Bert in Disneyland

Stepping in time with Mary Poppins and Bert in Disneyland

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01: Saying Goodbye to Maelstrom and the Studio Backlot Tour

On Episode 1 of The Mad Chatters Podcast, we discuss the closings of Maelstrom and the Studio Backlot Tour and what this means for their respective parks, Epcot and Disney’s Hollywood Studios. Plus, we review Rose & Crown Pub and Dining Room and we share our Love Letters to Disney.

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