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32: Devoted or Demented? Ten Disney Habits Only True Fans Understand

You’re going to Disney World again?! Do you seriously enjoy Living With the Land? Why do you keep saying “queue”?

On this week’s show we list ten characteristics of Disney fandom that most people just can’t make sense of. From odd vernacular to annoying habits to geeky obsessions, we confess about the things that make us true Disney World fans (for better or worse).

In this week’s round of “Take Five,” we share our feelings on subjects like Tonga Toast and current ticket prices. Plus, we take a look at this week’s biggest Disney news, including Avengers: Age of Ultron and additions to Disney’s Animal Kingdom.

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30: Countdown to Parkstinction – Disney’s Animal Kingdom: 1998

Once again we hop in our Time Rovers and go back to the past, this time ending up at Disney’s Animal Kingdom in its opening year. Topics of discussion include Countdown to Extinction, Discovery River Boats, and the never-realized Beastly Kingdom. Join us for our virtual tour of the newest Disney World park as it existed 17 years ago.

Also this week, Jeremy hosts an Animal Kingdom-themed game, we dissect the latest Star Wars trailer, and more. Hear episode 30 now!

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27: Animated Films in the Parks: The 1950s

As we continue our series on Disney’s animated films and their presence in the parks, this week we focus on the films of the 1950s. From towering castles to spinning teacups to flying ships, we discuss what films like Cinderella and Lady and the Tramp brought to the Disney parks.

In another Mad Chatter game, we put our listening skills to the test as we try to guess the attraction based on a single line of dialogue. Plus, Jeremy and Matt report on their recent visits to Animal Kingdom and the Epcot International Flower & Garden Festival.

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Alas, Poor Yeti, We Knew Thee… Not Very Well at All Actually

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I remember catching my very first glimpse of the concept art for the newest major thrill attraction coming to Walt Disney World in the now discontinued Disney Magazine. A new “roller coaster-type attraction” was on the horizon for Disney’s Animal Kingdom: Expedition Everest.

I can remember imagining all the excitement such an attraction would bring. Immense, highly detailed, and thrilling, Expedition Everest promised great things for a park in great need of something spectacular.

Indeed, Expedition Everest was going to offer fans everything they had come to love about Walt Disney World attractions. At the top of this list was the news that Expedition Everest would feature the fastest, most fluid, largest, and most advanced animatronic figure of all time, a twenty-five foot tall Yeti; the mythic Himalayan version of the abominable snowman, the guardian of the mountains.

I mentioned in Episode 6 of the Mad Chatters Podcast that there was a TV special that featured an extensive look into the making of Expedition Everest and the highly anticipated Yeti. Since that episode, I did a bit of searching and found the full Discovery Channel special entitled, “Building a Thrill Ride: Expedition Everest.”  I’ve included it below. The portion about the Yeti begins near the 30-minute mark,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HOiVnUDcOc

Disney went to great lengths to be sure that the general public was very aware of the Yeti, now clearly billed as the hands-down highlight of the new attraction.

To see the Yeti in its original and full glory, watch this video below:

Having experienced A-Mode Yeti several times, I can tell you that it was quite terrifying. The train slows just a bit as you enter that last cavern, and you hear an ungodly roar just before you turn the corner to see this huge, 25-foot monster glaring at you. Well lit and fluid as ever, you’d have sworn his huge five-foot diameter hands came within inches of the train as he literally lunged at the vehicle.

The coaster was great, but it was this climactic moment that left you breathless when the train came to a halt in the station. You really felt as if you had just escaped the Yeti’s terrible claws.

However, after only a year (give or take a few months), the famed, longed for, highly anticipated, insanely advanced Yeti animatronic entered a non-moving, immobile state now known unaffectionately as “Disco Yeti.” Also known as “B-Mode,” Disco Yeti was dubbed as such because that terrifying, free flowing, lunging Yeti is no more. In its place is a still figure, barely lit except by the occasional strobe that is so quick, it is easily confused with your on-ride photo-op.

For the last seven years of the attraction’s existence (essentially the vast majority of the coaster’s life), the Yeti, the prize of Disney Imagineering at the time, has not been operational.

The first logo to be released for Expedition Everest featured a mountain peak-looking focal point, which upon closer look also doubles as the Yeti’s furry head, the two “e”s in the wordage composing two red, glowing eyes.

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You will do well to find any remnant of this logo today.

Also, earlier advertisement for the attraction was heavy on the Yeti. It promised a certain encounter with “The Guardian of the Forbidden Mountain,” and clearly billed that encounter as the highlight and climax of the ride.

Newer advertisements still feature the Yeti, but are quick to use phrases like “glimpse” and “watch out for,” rather than “encounter.”

The prevailing ruling on why the Yeti no longer works in full A-Mode is that the Yeti figure itself moves so powerfully and so forcefully it needed its own compartmentalized section of show building to withstand the pressure. Apparently, even the foundation of this structure began to crack and wear with the ever-forceful (and impressive) lunge of the immense figure. It was seemingly deemed unsafe for full use.

“Why so long to fix?” That was my question as well. Now that you’ve spent millions of dollars on an attraction that was to feature this game-changing figure… why let it rot in “Disco Mode” for seven years?

Disney’s Animal Kingdom Park opened in 1998 to much commercial fanfare, but aside from the massive Kilimanjaro Safaris attraction and Dinosaur (then called “Countdown to Extinction”), the park didn’t have much in the way of ride-type attractions. The arrival of Kali River Rapids soon after the park’s opening gave a small bump in that direction, but it wasn’t until 2006 and the opening of Expedition Everest that Disney gave a loud answer to the demand for more attractions.

That being said, the park still doesn’t have much in the way of serious E-Ticket (top billed) attractions; and with Expedition Everest as the park’s main draw both visually and otherwise, management simply can’t afford to shut it down for the length of time necessary to return the Yeti to its first glory… Unless something large is added to the park.

With the announcement of and groundbreaking for the much-anticipated “Avatar-Land,” now known as “Pandora: The World of Avatar,”  Animal Kingdom is set to receive Walt Disney World’s largest and most comprehensive park expansion to date.

Speculation seems to agree that when this large expansion opens in 2017, offering a whole new land and several new major attractions to enjoy, Expedition Everest will receive some long overdue TLC.

Here’s hoping that when the big flying dinosaur things and naked blue people finally arrive, they’ll bring a new Yeti with them!

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06: Mad Q Party – 10 “What If” Questions Worth Chatting About

On Episode 6 of The Mad Chatters Podcast, we host our first Mad Q Party, in which we answer ten “what if” questions related to Disney parks and movies. Anything goes as we put ourselves in the shoes of Disney Imagineers, filmmakers, cast members, and the richest of Disney vacationers. We also continue our series, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, by focusing on Animal Kingdom’s Asia. Plus, we share a few personal stories from our time at the parks that made us ask, “Did that just happen?”

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It’s Tough (and terrifying, apparently) to Be a Bug

I was a legal adult the first time I stepped foot in Walt Disney World. So, naturally, my best memories from that first trip include the thrill rides, the park hopping, the feelings of nostalgia, the late-night entertainment, and the food. Ah, how well I remember the food . . .

As I continued to return in the years that followed, I always made a point of hitting up my favorite things, like Wishes and Spaceship Earth, and avoiding the attractions clearly not aimed at me. (Thanks but no thanks, Disney Junior: Live on Stage.) Oh, and of course I always made time to squeeze in some fine dining.

Just about the time I had perfected the art of Disney World vacationing, a curveball was thrown my way. My entire family would be making a two-day trip. Yep, parents, siblings, spouses, and my nephews and niece.

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While I was excited to be able to experience the world (big W) with some of my favorite people in the world (small w), I also was a bit nervous about traveling with small children for the first time. Would they slow us down? Would they throw fits? Would they get tired and want to leave by 4:00? Would they prevent me from riding Space Mountain? Would they enjoy the charm of It’s a Small World and Peter Pan’s Flight as much as I do? Would they appreciate the theming and architecture of the Africa area in Animal Kingdom? (Okay, I was pretty sure I knew the answer to that one.)

In all of my mental preparation, though, one question never even crossed my mind: Would any attractions be best to avoid because of the psychological trauma they would inflict on the children?

Thanks to a little 3D show called “It’s Tough to Be a Bug,” the answer to that last question was a resounding yes.

In those two days, I got to see the parks through a child’s eyes, and until It’s Tough to Be a Bug, I loved what I saw. But from the moment that frightfest started, all I wanted to do was escape that dark underground theater, feel the sun again, and maybe hug my parents and tell them how much I love them.

Let’s take an inventory of all the frightening aspects of It’s Tough to Be a Bug:

  • The giant bugs (Granted, the name of the show does a pretty good job of preparing you for that one.)
  • The acid-spraying termite
  • The sudden moments of pitch blackness
  • The large canister of bug spray aimed right at the audience
  • The supersized spiders that fall from the ceiling through a haze of fog

And that doesn’t even include the scariest part. When the audio-animatronic version of Hopper the grasshopper popped out just feet from my family, my three-year-old nephew gave an ear-piercing scream that said to me, “Uncle Derek, I can’t believe you brought me into this torture dungeon. I will spend the rest of my life trying to feel happiness again.”

It also didn’t help that the theater was full of other children’s screams, which just added to the effect of feeling like I was in a gas chamber of death. I’m just thankful for small blessings, like the fact that my nephew was sitting on my mom’s lap, which meant (A) he couldn’t feel the bug’s stinger near the end of the show and (B) he could hold on to her for dear life.

Now, there are a few caveats to this story. First, I love It’s Tough to Be a Bug. I think it’s a fun little show with really creative elements. I just know now not to introduce small children to it.

Second, I probably should have known better than to take my nephew to see it. Just an hour before, he had been nervous about meeting Winnie the Pooh and, after finally agreeing to take a picture alone with the huggable bear, had called himself “brave.” That should have been a giveaway that perhaps he wasn’t ready for a dark horror film.

That trip was full of fantastic memories and picture-perfect moments like this one:

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I’m so glad I got to experience my favorite place in the world with my nephews and niece. But I will never forget the terror I felt in that theater or my worry that my nephew was scarred for life. As we exited the theater and he admitted to the rest of us, “I was NOT brave,” I just wanted to hug him and say, “Me neither, buddy. Me neither.”

I most certainly will watch that show again on my next trip, but you can bet it will be with different eyes.

– Mad Chatter Derek