Warning: May Cause Discomfort

Woooo! Oh! Whoa! Ow! Wooooo… Oof!

That’s the combination of sounds you’re likely to hear come out of my mouth while riding Space Mountain.

You see, this “journey through space and time” is often a bumpy, jolting, unpredictable one.

And I wouldn’t have it any other way. Why? Because when you’re at your happy place, your home away from home, you’re willing to put up with just about anything, even a bit of physical discomfort.

I realized this recently when having a Twitter conversation with a fellow Disney fan over on the west coast. He was raving about Disneyland’s Space Mountain, saying it’s much better than the original in Orlando. I confessed to him that I found Disneyland’s version to be, well… boring. It has no sudden drops or fast turns. Instead, it lifts you up a long hill then spends the rest of the time slowly guiding you back to the bottom. It’s essentially a long slide. Is it smooth? Absolutely! But to me, it’s missing a certain element of thrill.

I guess I was expecting what was promised by official Disneyland promo pictures like this one.

Space Mountain Disneyland Promo Pic

Talk about misleading!

In response, the Disneylander said that Florida’s Space Mountain, to Disneyland regulars, is kind of like what the Matterhorn is to Disney World fans: rough and uncomfortable.

And then it clicked. He was absolutely right. The Matterhorn at Disneyland is perhaps the first and only Disney attraction I have opted not to re-ride simply because of the pain it inflicts. The seats are uncomfortable, the leg room is virtually non-existent, and the damage it did to my elbows and thighs was not something I wanted to experience again. But to a Disneyland regular, it’s the Matterhorn! It’s a classic! How can you not love it?

Matterhorn

And that’s exactly how I feel about Space Mountain at Disney World.

Does Walt Disney World have its share of uncomfortable rides? Sure! I know people who can’t stand Space Mountain because of its roughness.

I, on the other hand, am in such a state of euphoria whenever I visit Disney World that I’m more than willing to be shaken and jarred a bit. I don’t bat an eye when Pirates or It’s A Small World gets backed up and a boat crashes into ours. I welcome the bumpy, off-road-like experience that is Dinosaur. When Primeval Whirl shakes me like Jell-O and leaves me not knowing which way is up, I just laugh. When Stitch jumps on my shoulders and releases a foul burp in my face…

Okay, I can’t put any sort of positive spin on that one.

Even The World Showcase Players, the former comedy troupe in the U.K. Pavilion, caused me immense discomfort when they volunteered me to be part of their performance, but hey, it made for great pictures and a fun memory.

World Showcase Players

Who knows, maybe in time I’ll even learn to love the Matterhorn as well. You’ll just have to force me on it first.

– Derek

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18: Top 5 Disney Dark Rides

From opening-day attraction Peter Pan’s Flight to the addition of Under the Sea – Journey of the Little Mermaid in 2012, dark rides have always had a significant presence in the Disney parks. This week we count down our five favorite dark rides in Disneyland and Walt Disney World.

We also share more personal stories that left us asking, “Did that just happen?” Plus, in another round of “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly,” we turn our eyes on the best and worst signs throughout Magic Kingdom.

Join us for another episode full of laughs, honest opinions, and friendly debates! Be sure to weigh in on Twitter or Facebook.

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It’s Not Easy Being Clean

I like clean things. Tidiness, hygiene, the indoors, brand new shoes, fingerprintless iPhone screens—these are the small things in life I appreciate.

This September, when Jeremy and I visited the Walt Disney Family Museum in San Francisco, I was reminded of how much of a man after my own heart Walt Disney was. (I say “reminded” because, let’s face it, I go to a Disney park every year and co-host a Disney podcast. Obviously part of me already knew this to be true.) In the giant—not to mention glorious—room dedicated to Disneyland, I came across this plaque:

Disneyland Experience Plaque in WDFM

Now, it’s no secret that the Disney parks have set a standard in the theme park industry when it comes to cleanliness. When training their employees, many businesses actually point to Disney policies in order to illustrate the importance of appearing put together. Still, it was cool reading this quote and being reminded that providing a clean, welcoming environment has been part of Disney’s mission since the very beginning.

On my most recent trip to Disneyland, once we had nabbed a good viewing spot for the World of Color nighttime show, we joined the crowds around us who had taken a seat on the pavement. The woman beside me quipped, “If you’re going to sit on the ground, Disneyland’s probably the best place to do it.” My mindset was more, “It’s been a long day and I’m disgusting anyway,” but I couldn’t really disagree with her logic. Despite the sweaty tourists and the abundance of germs, Disney parks really do feel, well . . . clean. The paint on walls and railings always seems to have just been touched up. The pathways are always free of litter and scraps. Even the restaurants, which could be excused for having half-eaten French fries strewn among the recently vacated tables, seem like they just opened for the day. For a park as big and as well attended as Disney, that’s quite the feat.

There is more to Disney’s sparkling appearance than just a team of excellent janitors. First, the parks don’t sell gum. Anywhere. As a gum addict, normally I would be infuriated by this, but if it means being able to sit on a bench or walk on a sidewalk without the fear of sticking a body part in minty goo, I’m happy to throw a few packs in my backpack before the day begins and be on my way.

On top of that, all Cast Members are asked to pick up trash whenever they see it. No questions asked. No “That’s not my job”s allowed. Plus, Animal Kingdom, in an effort to stay true to its mission of caring for the environment, does not allow plastic straws or lids. Talk about dedication!

I’m not saying Disney World will ever completely satisfy my insanely high standards when it comes to cleanliness. It’s still a theme park, after all. Have I seen a stray paper cup sitting on a low wall? Sure. Do I apply hand sanitizer immediately after holding on to one of the metal poles aboard the monorail? Absolutely. Did I once lift my arms in the Typhoon Lagoon wave pool only to come up with a used Band-Aid clung to my finger? Sure did. But these instances were exceptions.

A few days ago, a blogger I follow on Twitter posted a photo from inside a building at Tokyo Disneyland. It showed an Asian family sitting on a bench, a neat pile of popcorn at their feet. The caption read, “Kid spills popcorn, mom puts it in a nice pile, mom tells a [Cast Member], and now they are awaiting a custodian.” Don’t get me wrong. I don’t think the American Disney parks will ever get to that point. Let’s be real: that’s just not who we are as a nation. But you better believe that when popcorn is spilled, someone—whether it’s a custodian, parade performer, or, who knows, even Mickey himself—will take care of it before you can blink an eye.

And that’s just one of the reasons I keep going back. To be able to experience the magic of Disney while at the same time resting assured you’re in a clean place is a wonderful thing.

Thank you, Walt, for knowing what’s up.

– Mad Chatter Derek

On a related note, I have to give a shout-out to the incredibly themed trash cans at Disney parks. They are everywhere, and they’re each themed to the land they’re in. I know they’re just trash cans, but they’re one of those details Disney just gets right. Keep an eye out for them next time you visit.

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02: Seeing Disneyland Through Disney World Eyes

On Episode 2 of The Mad Chatters Podcast, Jeremy and Derek talk about their recent trip to Anaheim and the biggest differences they noticed between Disneyland and Walt Disney World. Jeremy also reviews the guided tour, “Walk in Walt’s Disneyland Footsteps.” Plus, we discuss the latest shakeups at Disney World and we each share some of our favorite Disney experiences.

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Face-Character Interaction: Overcoming the Awkwardness

One of the best things about the Disney parks is that they make you feel like a kid again . . . for all the right reasons.

Not only do you oblige when an unidentified adult dressed as a duck tells you to cross your arms, stand back-to-back with him or her, and pose for a picture, but you actually enjoy it! You cheese for the camera, give Donald a grin and a handshake, and walk away admiring the memory now saved on your iPhone.

Meeting Princess Aurora inside Disneyland's main gate

Meeting Princess Aurora inside Disneyland’s main gate

But what about the face characters? How do you respond when a cute girl your age calls you a prince and asks what your favorite roller coaster is? How do you politely explain to a talkative guy sporting Thor’s helmet that Nashville is a city in a country called America when all you really want to do is take a picture and get the heck out of Asgard?

Matching muscles with Captain America

Matching muscles with Captain America

My advice? Embrace it! Enjoy yourself! Let your imagination take over for a few seconds and convince the child version of yourself that you’re actually meeting Aladdin/Gaston/Tiana/fill in the blank.

Tough guys

Tough guys

Also, have fun with them. Joke with them. See how deep into character they’ll go. You might be surprised at how enthusiastic they are about their job and how skilled they are at it. When we begrudgingly met Prince Caspian, Jeremy asked if he could borrow the prince’s sword. Caspian’s response: Are you trained in weaponry?

Posing like warriors with Mulan and our friend David

Posing like warriors with Mulan and our friend David

The Disney parks are meant to be immersive. If you want to be swept away by the magic like you’re intended to be, don’t be shy. Dive in head first and experience the parks like they are meant to be experienced, even if it means having to shake hands with a fake prince or nod and smile when a princess asks if you’re just “visiting” her kingdom.

Are you a fan of face characters, or do you shy away from them? Who’s your favorite face character to meet? What’s the best interaction you’ve had with one? Tell us in the comments!

(Editorial note: In the 20-odd years Matt has been visiting the parks, clearly the magic of face characters has worn off. I have zero pictures with him and a face character. It is hereby my goal to change that.)

– Mad Chatter Derek

Stepping in time with Mary Poppins and Bert in Disneyland

Stepping in time with Mary Poppins and Bert in Disneyland